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See you at the 2010 Old Boys Dinner

"the last one before demolition !"

St Ambrose College, Saturday November 13th  2010

For details see future events

Dinner Report

                             November 14th 2009

 Peter Saville presents his "Designed by..." book to St Ambrose College Library.

 Featuring

 MC Peter Riley "the merciless" as MC

Bill Dixon "the bad magician",

and his lovely assistant

 Headmaster Michael Thompson

 Special Guest Designer Peter Saville

 Representing SAOBA Rugby XV Tom King (Capt) and James Conville

Ties - Bernard Stafford

Chairman John Kennedy

2009 Dinner Report

Story by Tony Dixon, Kieran Charleson and Peter Riley

“Tonight is yet another in the long series of last ever dinners in this establishment”, declared Master of Ceremonies, Peter Riley as he launched us into the 14^th consecutive St Ambrose Old Boys’ Dinner.

“And in a moment, I’m going to ask Michael Thompson to tell us the 2009 reasons why the new school hasn’t been built yet. And believe me, there will be 2009 of them”.

Although Mr Thompson tried politely to respond, Peter was just warming to his task. First he was saying something about Taxpayers’ money, five years, £23 million and value for money. Then something else about Power, Corruption and Lies. Then, in passing, he mentioned St Ambrose’s first MP (Greg Mulholland (Lib Dem), Leeds North West). Next, he began to wave two large house bricks above his head.

“Could Mr Thompson explain how Mr Michael Lochery, Headmaster of St Ambrose Preparatory school (loud cheer), had not made any speeches, or excuses, but had just gone away and quietly completed a major rebuild of his school within the last 12 months?” (cheer). “He did this despite having to work with (our own) George Tsiantar as the architect!” (big cheer). And tonight those of us coming up the school drive to the dinner will have seen the new Prep buildings built over the summer were still standing” (big cheer), “...and that’s a first for George!”(huge cheer).

When finally permitted to do so, Michael Thompson responded with the good grace and eloquence of long practice. He explained that the school was about to choose between the final two building tenders this very week. After this, he told us, “Construction could begin in April, with the skeleton of the new school built in about 8 weeks”. That sounded fantastic. But of course, here was the catch: after fitting out, the new school would be “ready for use by September 2011”. Our consolation being that next year, November 2010, we really could have the final “last ever” demolition dinner after all! “It’s just like Déjà vu – all over again,” said Dave Hallas.

At this point, just as it seemed that the Headmaster was about to explain further, there were loud cries of “Fire!” Yes, table seven was on fire. A spectacular combination of Paper napkins and Tea lights. It was the result of the sort of school boy, messing about, not paying attention behaviour you could get in the science lab. The irony being that this was the Teachers’ table and the culprits were the two Physics teachers Coan and Furlong (who perhaps need to grow up a bit). The flames were doused with ample fluids from Peter Foster’s Bar. 

(Continued...)

Rugby heroes - Dave Hallas (no crutches this year!) and Simon Gallimore

Paul Burns, John Garbutt and Richard Brown 

Andy Morgan, Ian McCarthy and Pete Fitzpatrick, enjoying their White Onion soup

Phil Howard, Michael Thompson and Peter Saville. Michael spots a tie opportunity.

Paul Burns, John Garbutt, Richard Brown, David and Anthony Harrison

Stand Up Bingo: Dave Sykes (eventual winner), Nigel Handy and Peter Fitzpatrick

The winner of the Heads and Tails game was Neil Peden

After games of stand up bingo (cheers) and heads and tails (cheers), it was time to draw the raffle (oooh!).

Peter Riley made a formal introduction to Peter Saville, who left St Ambrose in 1974, and is now a leading internationally recognised designer. He has been a founding partner of Factory records (with the late Tony Wilson), designer of Manchester’s Hacienda, and of album sleeves for bands including Joy Division, New Order, Pulp, Wham, Duran Duran, Peter Gabriel, Roxy Music, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark...and John and Edward  (really?).

Last month, one of his album covers, “Power, Corruption and Lies”, was chosen as one of a small group of classic album covers to be made into Royal Mail postage stamps, another first for St Ambrose.

“I was hoping that Peter Saville might have brought one of his postage stamps with him, so that Michael Thompson could have written on the back of it everything he knows about how to build a school”.

“In a moment Peter Saville is going to visit his old Art Room which he left in 1974. Mr Howard tells me that the school has kept the Art room completely unchanged for the last 35 years, and if the Headmaster has anything to do with it, it will probably still be the case in another 35 years”.

Mark Gallimore was introduced to his fellow committee members “as no-one had seen him for 12 months”. Mark had personally (with daughters assistance) designed our raffle ticket receptacle. This was yellow, (perhaps suggesting Mark’s own Hacienda style influences), bucket-shaped and prominently yet ironically emblazoned with the word “BINGO”. Peter Saville looked suitably impressed. Tony Harper and Dan Swallow were lucky prize winners.

Peter Saville kindly presented a copy of his book “Designed by Peter Saville” for the St Ambrose school library, and in return Michael Thompson presented Peter with a St Ambrose College crest and possibly the last old boy tie from the school stock.

Peter headed up to the visit school Art room, where it all began.  

While Peter Riley introduces the raffle, Peter Saville admires Mark Gallimore's designer bucket

Peter Saville presenting Dan Swallow with his raffle prize (note the yellow bucket)

Peter Saville thanks Michael Thompson for the St Ambrose College crest and the SAOBA tie

 A kind of magic: Bill Dixon with his voluptuous assistant

The quickness of the hand deceives the eye...

-this magic was too fast even for a 10 million pixel camera

But the audience were definitely convinced!

Bill Dixon and a mysterious and glamorous assistant took the floor and greatly entertained us with a bizarre and hilarious, audience-participatory series of lightning magic tricks, using white sheets. These were fast, brilliant and defied description. The pictures do not do it justice. You had to be there. He rounded up with the obligatory Irish jokes to enormous cheers.

The room was advised that our Chairman had, like the rest of us, been affected by the credit crunch. However he had just made a few million quid from his latest venture having “recently opened up a paddle shop in sh*t creek”.

Having been so introduced, John Kennedy presented £500 from SAOBA for kit sponsorship to the St Ambrose Old Boys’ Rugby XV, represented by Tom King (capt) and James Conville. They will play the St Ambrose First XV on Wednesday December 16th at St Ambrose College for the prestigious Brother Doyle Cup. All are welcome. Tom King replied, expressing the thanks from the team and presented John with a bottle of wine. We wish them the best of luck in their forthcoming match against the school. 

The dinner by Francs was historic. Formalities over it was time to hit the bar (again)..

See you there in 2010.

Tony Dixon, Kieran Charleson and Peter Riley

See you at the 2010 Old Boys Dinner

"the last one before demolition !"

St Ambrose College, Saturday November 13th  2010

For details see future events

Bill mesmerised by candle

"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion"   

Francis Bacon, Snr.

Bernard Stafford was really delighted to be able to sell ties again and keep his tankard

SAOBA Rugby: the Brother Doyle Cup

James Conville and Tom King (Capt) with Chairman John Kennedy sporting 3 versions of St Ambrose ties

Winding down - Paul Burns and John Garbutt talking follicles

You know you've had a good time when you don't know when to go home. 

2009 Golf Day Report

Art Room Visit

14/11/2009

"You see...it is almost exactly the same as 1974"

Discussing old times, and future plans, in the room where so much began... 

Phil Howard tries to describe the size of Chris Tofalos's camera lens at last year's dinner.

Designs

Fac 1  poster, 1978

Fac 2: A Factory Sample, 1978

Fact 10 Unknown Pleasures,  Joy Division, 1979

 Fact 25 Closer, Joy Division, 1980

Love Will Tear Us Apart, Joy Division

(Peter Saville and Martyn Atkins) 1980

Echo Beach, Martha and the Muffins, 1980

Maid of Orleans, OMD, 1981

Fac 73 Blue Monday 12", New Order, First Press, 1983

Fac 73 Blue Monday 12", New Order, Second Press, 1983

Sister Honey, 2000

Fac 75: back cover detail, Power Corruption and Lies, New Order, 1983

Fac 83 Hacienda Year 1 poster, 1983

Fac 183 True Faith, New Order, 1987

Fac 73R: New Order "Blue Monday" remix cover, 1988

Fact 250: Joy Division "Substance" cover, 1988

Joy, 1999

Fac 51: Hacienda poster design, 

based on a pollen grain, 1991

Colour and Form, 2002

PETER SAVILLE : After 'After "Monarch of the Glen"
by Sir Edwin Landseer' by Sir Peter Blake, 2002

Waste Painting #9  The Crown, 2003

Unknown Pleasures, 2003

To Earth with Love, 2006

Peter Saville is one of the most influential designers of our time. He has created a series of iconic images, including album covers for the bands Joy Division and New Order, and conceptual design projects that are exhibited all over the world. He is now contributing to the economic regeneration of Manchester as the city’s Creative Director.

Born in Manchester in 1955, Saville studied Graphic Design there, and in 1979, a year after graduating, he co-founded the legendary independent record label, Factory Records, with the late Tony Wilson. As the label’s Creative Director, he began his famous collaboration with Joy Division and New Order. Saville later designed seminal artwork at other labels for Roxy Music, Wham!, Suede and Pulp.

He has also worked extensively in fashion by creating advertising and branding for Yohji Yamamoto, Jil Sander, Dior, Stella McCartney, Alexander McQueen and, most recently, Kate Moss and Kilgour. Saville’s clients in the cultural sector have included Centre Pompidou in Paris, and the Barbican Centre and Whitechapel Gallery in London. He has also developed products in collaboration with adidas and Raf Simons.

Saville has won numerous design awards, and his achievements in design were celebrated in The Peter Saville Show at the Design Museum in London in 2003. In 2005, he staged his first major show in a contemporary art space at the Migros Museum in Zurich. Saville’s ongoing work in conceptual design is exhibited at Hotel and Paul Stolper in London and at Galerie Neu in Berlin.

Throughout his career, Saville has engaged with design at a strategic level, culminating in his appointment as Consultant Creative Director to Manchester City Council in 2004. As well as advising the Council on perception and communication, he is Creative Consultant to the critically acclaimed Manchester International Festival.

Design Museum Peter Saville

SAOBA would like to thank Peter Saville for permission to reproduce his images